OMGWTF?!?!?!? Heroes and Zeros Edition
Clarendon County, South Carolina. 29-year-old waffle waitress, Yakeisha Ward, set a new standard in customer service. Bailed for just $500, she now unfortunately faces a charge of assault and battery with intent to kill.
Breakfast at an American waffle house is already an ugly thing but it turned even uglier when the already well-fed Crystal Summer demanded feeding.
“I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star,” Samuel told WLTX.com. An ‘All-Star’ is a meal of sausage, corn mash, toast, eggs and a waffle. Mmm, yummy.
Samuel may have got her All-Star if she hadn’t abused the waitress in question.
Instead Summer got shot in the arm and pistol-whipped after Ward retrieved an automatic handgun from the staff car park following harassment from Summer and her friends.
No doubt Yakeisha Ward will be in the prayers of café and restaurant staff across Sydney and around the globe. Think about it next time you’re deciding whether to tip.
Gresham, Oregon. Proving that southern USA doesn’t have a monopoly on sickass wrongness, 20-year-old Brandon Vongthongthrip (not the messed up bit of the story) was recently arrested by state police and is being held on $1.5m bail.
Living with his mother and her ‘fiance’, Vongthongthrip has been charged with 200 counts of aggravated animal abuse and 200 counts of sexual assault of an animal.
Following his arrest, he allegedly admitted to having sex with his dog more than 400 times over a 5-year period. His dog is an 8-year-old red-nosed pitbull named Rocky.
Following a tipoff, investigators found numerous pictures of Vongthongthrip committing his bestial felonies on the internet.
And yet the general public is more suspicious of pitbulls than it is of people (named Brandon).
