MASTERCLASS

Attention all actors and artists seeking actualisation. Prepare to go deep into your own Dream Forge with acclaimed actor Gareth Davies (also known as: the baby from Les Miserables; John Proctor from The Crucible) and his creation, Charlie Garber (very good at making sandwiches). Be schooled in the art of: carving out your own truth; cooking up authentic emotions in the smithy; entering your mind’s eye; and walking while sitting in your chair. Don’t be scared if Davies and Garber deviate from the program a little. This is for your own good, and may include special guest appearances by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Davies’ mother. While you may not learn to Act to the Power of 60 or 70 like Davies – as that resulted in quite a few deaths and maiming – you might make a comfortable 10 or 20. That’s still pretty okay.

Disclaimer: All information contained above may be untrue or somewhat misleading. What is true and, um, leading is this – Masterclass is a hilarious and utterly original hour of theatre, and will teach you things that just can’t be learnt. Sign up today.

Mar 11-12, Goodgod Danceteria, 55 Liverpool St, Chinatown, $15, tickets at the box office from 5pm on the day, theimperialpanda.com