GRAB MY JUNK

The great Black Eyed Peas once said, “What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump.” And the rest was history. This year, American host Johnny Porkie is not shy to announce that he wants you to grab his junk to win some cool prizes in this burlesque gameshow. Joining him is author of The Burlesque Handbook and honorable Headmistress of the New York School of Burlesque, Miss Jo Boobs along with a slew of Australian performers. This multi-tiered trivia gameshow promises titillation, teasing and most importantly crap prizes that will lead to awesome prizes for those who preserve. What are you waiting for? Johnny and Jo are ready to “Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump (repeated many times), my lovely little lumps. Check it out.”

Feb 22, The Arthouse Hotel, 275 Pitt St, Sydney, $18, 9284 1200, grabmyjunk.net