An unreal side has emerged declares unreal PM Julia Spillard
After a long night of #Spillard tweeting, Julia Spillard was born from an 8am triple-shot latte sipped at the Viva Cafe in Darling Street, Balmain, heartland of the Labor Party.
“I needed a job and my best option was to become an unreal Prime Minister,” Spillard’s alter-ego Gabby Millgate explained.
In radio interviews broadcast across the country, and most recently given a page in the Cairns Post, Julia Spillard made it very clear that as an unreal PM she was creating an unreal alternative to the reality offered up by the 2010 election.
Whilst Gillard brushed aside the issues of big earlobes and what really happened to Kevin, Spillard offers unreal policies whilst taking real swipes at Tony Abbott, Laurie Oakes, Joe Hockey and Mel Gibson.
Her unreal promises include: Giving animals the vote; Taxing Kyle Sandilands; Moving Australia forward to Antarctica; Providing Australians without roofing insulation, doona suits; Building a giant waterslide by diverting the Barron river into Cairns; Offering God a seat on the front bench
On the Hot30 Spillard declared to a national audience, “I am an unreal PM for an unreal Australia, serving people that are unreal.”
“Google me, Julia Spillard, and I will google you.”
Comedy fans turn to the web for up-to-the-minute political satire.
Spillard satirises current affairs “as it happens”. She has appeared on A Current Affair with a crazy singer on a golf buggie and on WINTV news in Cairns declaring she would move Cairns forward closer to Townsville.
“I’m doing this as some huge experimentation with the power of Transmedia,” Millgate said, having attended a Transmedia Seminar at Metroscreen, Paddington, just days after the Gillard Spill.
“That plus a push from Twitter fans birthed an unreal reality….where I am the boss. Unreal!
“Not unreal but…! As I emerge into a new week, Julia Gillard appears to have swung to a low point…but I see that only as gaining momentum. Like a kid on a swing about to wallop an idiot in the chops. (see my video “Gunna Put Ma Boot In Your Boot” on youtube for an example of this).
“So in my own creative way, I’m trying to “help”. Remember that animal and clowns gravitate to the thing that won’t hurt them. Julia Spillard needs Julia Gillard to win. There are no Tony Abbott impersonators out there cashing in so maybe that a good sign. You have the Chaser Boys and Gruen Boys and now there’s a lady online and she’s becoming very real…which is unreal.
“I now declare the City Hub Open.”
http://www.youtube.com/gabbymillgate
Gabby Millgate is best known for the line “You’re terrible Muriel” (STILL!!), some Full Frontal and Celeb Big Bro. Most recently for being an ABC Radio Presenter ( North West W.A.) She is now a channel for the entity known as Julia Spillard.
